Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

V Jokes More V Jokes

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

Geese Jokes More Geese Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other?

Because it has more geese in it.