What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing