Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.