Because he wanted them to work over-time
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Neighbor.
He got too attached to his work.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because, time will always tell.