It goes back four seconds.
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Because, time will always tell.
It goes back for seconds
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
It tocked too much
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
Time to get a new principal.
He wanted to see time fly
He wanted to be on time.
There's already a clock on the stove
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The clock is still right twice a day.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Time dilution.
A waist of time.
He went back four seconds.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
It went back 4 seconds.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
There's a clock on the stove.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
A: He wanted to see time fly.
A: It was full of ticks.
They go back four seconds.
Metal Gears
TiK ToK On The Clock
A waist of time
Because time was always running out.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
A: A lunartick.
So they won't run out of time
Politics
He wanted to work overtime.
When their time is up.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
Second-hand smoke!
Time to get it fixed.
A: He wanted to work overtime.
They distrust clocks.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !
A: Because it liked the tick talk.
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
because pipe clock would have just been stupid.
To know when to blow up
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Vee have vays of making you tock!
It goes back four seconds!
3 in 1
Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.
So she could moan with the other XD
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Fiction".
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Snowed-in
The harder you hit them the more english you get.
Remind them that high school is over.
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
Ve haff vays of making you tock!
