Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!