Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!