Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator?

Because it's not called a purconow.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.