What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.