What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232