What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.