What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.