What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u