How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".