How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".