What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.