What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.