What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11