What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition !
Manors.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
OP delivers.
Neither one delivers on Sunday!
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Yo mama last night bro.
Patio Furniture
Patio Furniture.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Nick McGuinness.
Well I can clearly see your nuts
A eunucorn.
Cause they don't have balls to scratch
Cause they're the best!
paddy o' furniture
Paddy o' Furniture
