Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.