How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.