How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil