How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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He cured them.

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Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil