It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
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A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
A gun.
Who cures?
I'm cured!"
Icee."
He cured them.
Tell them a secret
They hate getting cured.
The cure
When the ham is cured!
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They work it out with a pencil.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
we're walking four abreast."
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Because real doctors have cures.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
With oinkment.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Food
They just work it out with a pencil!
Qwack
because he was smoking quack!
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Coffin medicine.
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
They have no home to run to
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
My daughter: that's a secret
They'd form pigget lines.
Depends on which country they're from.
A pencil has a point.
Because it was a Number 2.
He was taking a shot.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.