Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters?

He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)