Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.