What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour