Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority