Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

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