Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.