Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.