What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.