What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!