What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here