What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.