Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.