Caribou Jokes

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

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Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Litterbug Jokes More Litterbug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Second Caribou Jokes More Second Caribou Jokes

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

Owlgebra Jokes More Owlgebra Jokes

What's an owl's favorite subject?

Owlgebra

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.