When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
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Olive.
Caribou can't fly.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Because they have a claus in their contract.
A Thundeer
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Baby reindeer
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
The reindeer
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This one will sleigh you !
Stable-tennis!
Isaiah!
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
They're both brown except the snowball.
A Jolly Rancher.
Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Because they are both tail bearers !
They all can! Houses can't jump!
The smallest ones.
Rue Dolph
He got hit by a bus
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
Claustrophobia!
Depreciation.
10 books of Snow Whites
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
You pull down their genes.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve."
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