What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.