What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !