Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
I don't know but I just got a raging clue
He was way to high, man.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
They didn't speak sine language.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
