What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.