What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.