What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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A tractor

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......