Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.