Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise