Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.