What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here