Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !