I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Premature emasculation.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Because she keeps running away from the ball