Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball