What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.