What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."