What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."