What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."