What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.