What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies