What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.