What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!