Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .