What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know