What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control