What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know