What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope