What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer