What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.