What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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She wanted to see her nephewlope

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!