What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !