What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.