What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.