Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!