Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.