Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.