What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.