What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Venetian Jokes More Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.