What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.