Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY