Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.