Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.