What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.