What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.