What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)