What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.