Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.