Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.